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发文章如手淫(ZT)

Posted in 网络文章 on 六月 21, 2009 by maximliu

在朋友的签名档上看到这句话,觉得很贴切,就把它搬了过来。
 
前两天有个同在读博的兄弟跟我说,觉得我挺适合做学问。我问他为什么,他说因为我会发文章。我听后忍不住哈哈大笑起来。我亲爱的朋友,你手过淫吗?
 
你手淫的时候是不是会先幻想坐在你面前的是个身上只穿Victoria’s Secret的绝世美女,风情万种,妩媚妖娆,可以任由你摆布,这是进行一次成功性幻想的必要前提。在此前提下,你就尽可以展开想象的翅膀,施展各种伎俩,在汹涌的YY浪潮中达到自我的最大满足。
 
写文章也是一样,你也会先列出许多看着很唯美但却相当扯蛋的假设,这是进行一次成功忽悠的必要前提。在此前提之下,你就尽可以推数学,跑仿真,
改数据,按照你的意愿反复折腾捣鼓,最后整出一篇文章,发表在核心或不入流的会议或期刊上,在演讲结束后稀稀拉拉的掌声中达到自我的最大满足。
 
大牛,菜鸟,挖坑的,灌水的,其实大家都是在手淫,都是在自娱自乐。你写得再多,high的再高,也只是一种精神上的自我满足,没人在乎,大家都在忙着让自己也尽快达到高潮呢。
 
读了三年博,学术上没什么大长进,倒是明白了这个道理。
 
现在你还羡慕我会写文章吗?我只是比你多手淫了几次,多到达了几次高潮,仅此而已。
 
我在那间不算宽敞但很舒适的办公室里一YY就是三年,搞得人老色衰,气血不畅。我决定过上正常的生活,于是开始找工作,但是很不顺。在这种风头浪尖的时刻毕业我也够牛逼闪闪的了。罢了罢了,大不了我继续去手淫,换一只手。

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Posted in 网络文章 on 五月 21, 2009 by maximliu
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Google, Google, Google

Posted in 网络文章 on 一月 10, 2006 by maximliu
site: search certain site
inurl: where keyword in url
link: where find links of given url
cache: search in google cache
related: its OK
filetype:
info:
intitle: keyword in titleline
intext:
inanchor:
telefonnummer
plz
wkn: value paper number
orta ortb:
formel:

Paper Reading and Writing Check Lists

Posted in 网络文章 on 八月 25, 2005 by maximliu

HOW TO READ A RESEARCH PAPER

Posted in 网络文章 on 八月 25, 2005 by maximliu
Among the questions that you should ask yourself when reading a research paper are the following.

1. What is the research paradigm that the author is using?  Example paradigms are psychological experiments,   formalization and theorem proving, and artifact design and construction.  If the paper is part of a well established field, you should describe the field and its current state.

2. What is the problem area with which the paper is concerned?  For example, "Automatic Generation of Compilers from Denotational Semantic Descriptions  of the Source Code" would describe a research paper on compilation.

3. What is the author’s thesis?  That is, what is he/she trying to convince you of?

4. Summarize the author’s argument.  That is, how does the author go about trying to convince you of the thesis?

5. Does the author describe other work in the field?  If so, how does the research described in the paper differ from the other work?

6. Does the paper succeed?  Are you convinced of the thesis by the time that you have finished reading the paper?

7. Does the author indicate how the work should be followed up on?  Does the  paper generate new ideas.

8. Some papers implicitly or explicitly provide a new way of doing things or of thinking about problems.  If your paper does so, describe the approach

How to Solve It

Posted in 网络文章 on 八月 21, 2005 by maximliu
Most important: make sure you understand exactly what the question is asking – if not, you have no hope of answer it!! 
 
Never be afraid to ask for another explanation of a problem until it is clear.
 
Play around with the problem by constructing examples to get insight into it.
 
Ask yourself questions. Does the first idea which comes into my head work? If not, why not? Am I using all information that I am given about the problem?
 
Read Polya’s book How to Solve it.

Just Another PIC to motivate

Posted in 网络文章 on 七月 18, 2005 by maximliu
How to Study

• Learning efficiency pyramid is a good guideline
• Reading is necessary, but taken alone is not efficient
• Solving problems (“practice by doing”)
   – is much more efficient
   – examples, assignments, end-of-chapter problems

• Group discussions
  – help provided you contribute something
• Systematic study during the semester
  – is a key to a success.
  – do not leave everything to the last day/night before exams!
• Lectures
  – should be supplemented by the items above